After finding a catalog from Toys R Us, still lurking around the house from Christmas...
Nathan: Ooh, Mommy! I want these. [batting eyelashes and twirling] They're my faaaaavorite!
Me: Those are fifty dollars! You'll have to talk to your father about that.
Nate: [walking over to Chris] Look at these superheroes, my father!
(keep in mind that all words ending in -er are actually pronounced by Nate as -ah, so "fath-ah")
After saying something not very nice at all to me...
Me: Nathan, what did you just say?!
Nathan: Shut up.
Chris: Nathan, we do NOT say that to anyone because it's very mean and rude. Who did you hear say shut up?
Nathan: You
Me: [stifling laughter] Nate, who did Daddy say "shut up" to?
Nathan: He said it to you, Mommy.
Shedding light on how the mind of a little boy works...
Nathan: Mommy, I have a mystery! Follow me! [walks upstairs and into the bathroom]
Me: Okay, so what is it?
Nathan: The mystery is....I have poop in my BUTT!
Me: So, you need to use the restroom?
Nathan: No, I just wanted to tell you [runs away]
A bathroom self-pep talk...
Nathan: It's going to be okay. I going to be better .... what's happening to my body?!?!
Talking with the world's most patient pediatric dental hygienist...
Nathan: [climbing into the chair] I've got itchies in my BUTT!!
Yup, gotta love this kid ...
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