nathan-isms.

Nate has become very verbal lately and I feel like I am missing out on capturing these little gems. They range from hilarious, to nonsense, to sometimes frustrating. I'm going to start capturing these "Nathan-isms" as they spew out of his little mouth. I went through my Facebook for the last month or so and copied down some of his funnies. Maybe you'll think that they are as entertaining as I do! :)

--1--

Last night's monologue, on the toilet, at approximately 11:00 p.m. (I feel like he never sleeps!)
Mommy, I have go potty.
[sits on toilet for all of 5 seconds]
I hafta go to work...or school...or bounce...or ice cream.
Do you have an ouchy? I told you slow down! Walking feet!
I can play outside?
Clean my toes. 

--2--

Nate is learning our friends' names. My friend Lauren is "Warren" and Courtney is "the woman". How I woke up the other morning: 
Nate: This is Nathan's house? And Mommy's house? And Daddy's house?
Me: Yes...
Nate: But it is NOT "the woman's house"!! Can I have cereal now?

--3--

Nate's parting words as he fell asleep one night: 
Mommy, a toot came outta my booty. I real funny. 

--4--

Getting ready for preschool one morning: 

Nate: I don't want to go to school today.
Me: Where do you want to go?
Nate: To infinity and beyond.  

 

--5--

While at the vet's office with one of our dogs: 

Nate: [to vet] Excuse me, can you cut my nails?
Vet: [to me] Did he really just ask me that?!